Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Drug Scandal Rocks Happier Family League *BREAKING NEWS*

DOON, IOWA - Unnamed sources close to the Commissioner have indicated that they are opening an investigation into allegations that Don Baker of the Lyin' Cty Reformers has taken a banned substance. Although previously an overlooked rule, the Commissioner is working to "clean up the game" under significant pressure from the league. "How else do you explain the treasure trove of keeper talent the [Lyin' Cty] Reformers were able to retain at such a low salary this year," exclaimed an irate rival. "He is ruining the game for the rest of us honest owners."

A phone call to Don Baker's lawyer team of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe was not immediately returned.